Re: the summer people are here early this year
It is time to institute some discipline in Ulm. We in Jomon are frankly a bit tired of enduring the drunken escapades of Ulmish frat boys straying across the border on their weekend adventures, deflowering our geishas, breaking Asahi bottles over Jomonese heads, and peeing behind the sushi joints!
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i crossed blades with the mightiest warriors of the golden age. i witnessed with sorrow the schism that led to the passing of legends. now my sword hangs in its scabbard, with nothing but memories to keep it warm.
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