Re: Ill Fate?
The Team has several bat boys.
Bat Boy one is in love with his cousin, who is in love with Bat Boy One's older brother, who is in love with and having an affair with his aunt, who is the mother of the object of Bat Boy One's affections.
Bat boy two is involved in a sordid affair with the pitcher.
Bat boy three is in love with himself!
Bat boy four is actually a girl, and she has a crush on Bat Boy One.
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