[Nikolai]

> Unfortunatly we have not quite mastered the fine art of
> disconnecting horse from chariot to form our own cavalry
> force.

Speaking as nation in which only greatest warriors know how to stay on horse while engages in combat, we commiserate. We have invested heavily into researching highly technical 'stirup device' but no progress so far. Some young whipper snappers suggest we just copy it from heavy cavalry's lancers, but what they know?