[djo]

The fortune tellers of Ulm are proud to announce that, through their wise ways and mystic might, they have reversed time itself and brought the universe into a new and better reality, one in which they have prevented the invasion of their former homeland by barbarians. As much as Ulm hates Jomon, we admit they are slightly more civilized than the rampaging hordes (that we suspect are related to Tien Chi).

You may show your thanks by making large cash contributions to the Ulm's widow's fund (of which you are largely the cause anyway).