Re: Fallacy - New Game (Sign-up)
"OoOoOwaaHhh Hah hah screech!" howled the advisor apes as they delivered the latest news. "By Cronos! I know you can speak intelligibly so out with it!" shouted the Titan. "Hoo hoo hoo err sorry, just wanted to let you know that the horsemen are coming, something about the corner they said." "What?!" Rex groaned, "first lizards and now horsemen? By Olympus! Who has been in charge of diplomacy while I slept?"
The monkeys and apes were quick to thrust a lone trembling Bonobo before the Titans angry stare. "Sire we were assigned that duty but since it got in the way of our play, we uhh umm let the Baboons take care of it."
Rex smote his forehead with a fist knowing full well that Baboon diplomacy consisted of showing lots of teeth and saying things like "You give now! Teeth sharp!" and "Hreeehoohoohoo hUUu HuuU.."
"There is one bit of good news sire.." blurted out a Macaque. "Upon hearing that her advisor's had declared an end to our non-aggression pact Persephone instantly dropped dead of fear!"
"Dropped dead of fear?! What game are you playing? It's not the one I am in!" Rex groused. "At least our horde of Oliphants will treat the horsemen the same as they did Man's knights. Damn you Cronos, you promised me Greece! Beaches! The heights of Olympus! Instead, I get monkeys, elephants and these damned fleas!"
Peace loving monkeys! Peace! The stars foretold that this would be Bandar Log' chance to make the hall of victory!
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