[Rathar]

"Sire! We have modest success to report. Although the enemy in the south did not act as predicted we have slain half of the army that was there." spoke the warmaster. "The tale in the north is gloomier however," proclaimed Rex "they have reached the capitols outlying provinces. All is not poor news however as we have also entered into the lizards outlying capitol regions and the appropriate orders have been issued.."

Just then a harried looking messenger rushed into the audience hall. "Tien Chi has declared war as well!" spake the messenger. "What the..?! Aren't they dead? We have never even met them!" Silly AI..

In other news.. Cox cable it seems had randomly decided to unplug my cable at the telephone pole. Lords know why but all is fixed. Game on!

I thought your double-secret probation message was hilarious vfb!