Horrible news in Marignon.
Flagellant Bob: I just heard some horrible news. I have heard some bad things about the monkey king, but I didn’t think even he would resort to that.
Missionary Dave: You are referring to what happened to poor Taurvati? (may he fill us with power.)
Flagellant Bob: But Taurvati is so gentle, and has done so many good things. He only rose to become the new god so he could save the world from wickedness. Is what the monkey king did really true?
Missionary Dave: I am afraid so. Last month Taurvati learned he had a number of followers in one of Bandar Logs provinces. He traveled there to teach these people, and give them wisdom. But the mischievous monkey king showed up. Taurvati tried to reach out to him, but instead the monkey king poked him in the eye. Tauvrati, as powerfull as he is, could have easily defeated this monkey, but instead Taurvati flew away so he could think of some other way to reach out to this wicked creature.
Flagellant Bob: But now Taurvati is going to have to spend the rest of his existence with only one eye! I will poke the monkey king in the eye and see how he likes it.
Missionary Dave: Remember Flagellant Bob, Taurvauti teaches forgiveness and to only use violence when necessary. The Grand Masters forgot about that and got greedy with there power and what happened?
Flagellant Bob: heretic monkeys arrived and slew them.
Missionary Dave: But Marignon had many virtuous followers such as yourself and what happened?
Flagellant Bob: Creatures out of the sea rose up, and destroyed the heretic statue makers, and powerful angels arrived and helped us drive the heretic monkeys out.
Missionary Dave: See! When you are virtuous things go your way. And now the heretic monkeys are on the run ,and we have freed a number of provinces from the monkey kings influence. Which means we can now start teaching the monkeys the joy and wisdom of Taurvati.
Flagellant Bob : Hurrah!!! We get to save the monkeys!
Missionary Dave: Now you should really find the Tithe Collector. He has some things he needs you to do.
Flagellant Bob: The Tithe Collector scares me, but I will find him. (He starts wandering off chanting ‘Stop the monkey king! Save the monkeys! ‘ )
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