The Queen of Sauromatia has returned and has picked up a really nice feather boa and a staggeringly skintight sequinned dress that shows off all my curves, shoes that do my calves justice remain elusive. It is really suprising what you can pick up once you travel the Australian countryside.
Sauromatia remains the good neighbour she has always been and will continue to honour all NAPs and other agreements entered into by our sub vfb.
I would like to publicly thank vfb for subbing for the last little while. He has provided sterling service to the Suaromatian nation and will be rewarded in the traditional manner ...
