[llamabeast]

T'ien Ch'i's mighty army has been annihilated, crushed between the hammer of the Seraph and the anvil of Ulm's mightiest army. Bandar's capital is captured and their forces all but destroyed, with gargoyles flying across their lands. Man's unbreakable walls are finally beginning to fall to a colossal flock of almost 700 hawks, accompanied by a vast horde of penitents, almost 200 skeletal horsemen and a sentient Siege Golem.

I believe Ulm is victorious!

Any objections?