Re: Shock and Awe
There is a smell that has been blowing across the seas from the West ... it has been irritating the Nagas for some time now. Finally, its origin has been found -- the lands of Utgard. These odorous giants will need to be cleaned up. Or at least so says the prophet Amitatman.
He took a company of Naga warriors and went fishing in the seas. While he has taken to the taste of Ichtyids, he was suffering through a meal of Tritons when -- having surfaced for some fresh air to cure his nausea -- he encountered the giant smell blowing off of the coast to his north. Needless to say, his illness only became more acute. So he has decided to conquer those lands out of spite. He's a brash snake-man, to say the least.
I advice the giants in Utgard to brace themselves. There will be plenty of hissing coming your way!
[OOC: How's that for a fabricated casus belli!]
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