Re: New semi-newbie game!
A conversation overheard somewhere in the Nariun Sea by a particularly sentient seagull flying by:
Nagini: "If you could just keep this appetite for Huskarls under control we wouldn't be ..."
Nagaraja: "No one mentioned that it SNOWS in those mountains at this time of year?! You know how sllloooowww Nagas get in the winter time -- it's time to sleep!"
Nagini: "Oh, why don't you just eat a shambler and shut up while we swim back to a nice warm lake somewhere back home!"
Nagaraja: "Hah! Not for long: I'll have Jotun Woodsman on a plate before this is OVER!"
[A shambler whimpers as it is bitten by the Nagaraja.]
Needless to say, the Seagull nearly fell out of the sky laughing to itself. The shamblers however did not look very amused.
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