Thanks for all the squid
The nation of Oceania is happy to announce that we held the first annual Calamari feast in the oceans this month.
The giant squid was larger than expected, and it is likely all of our frolickers would have perished, but for divine intervention from the RNG itself. Who knows what happened! Is there a witch living under the waves? Did the light of a Baleful Star somehow penetrate the ocean depths? In any case, the huge squid had become cursed, and took a lance to the chest. With its ticker trashed, the kraken soon tired and perished.
Now Oceania will set about trying to bring growth and life to the shoals where once only death, misfortune, and misery were seen.
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