The Empire of T'ien Ch'i would like to thank those who sent support in the form of nature gems to us. The gems will be put to good use, in ways that benefit the world as much as they do my glorious empire. Mrs. Rhubarb herself would especially like to thank one nation who shall remain anonymous, but who has recently sent many gifts for the betterment of the people of T'ien Ch'i. Your unexpected and thoughtful support will not be forgotten.
Niu Wang was a simple scout, skilled in the ways of stealth and secrecy...but something set him apart. His belief in Mrs. Rhubarb was so great, his devotion so fervent that he was able to rise from his humble beginnings and become a prophet to Mrs. Rhubarb. Through the power of his faith this scout, with little knowledge in the ways of war, was able to kill 204 enemies on the field of battle. Truly a national hero and an amazing display of what the power of Mrs. Rhubarb can do. Yesterday news came back from behind enemy lines, where Niu Wang had been leading a strike force deep into the heart of Ermor, that Niu Wang had been assassinated. What Ermor could not achieve on the battlefield they achieved through cowardice and treachery. My armies will fight on, your Ashen Angels will not separate us from our cause.
Now let us all take a moment of silence...to remember the greatness that was Niu Wang...the king of all scouts.
