[Whollaborg]

Moose spotted,

Schizoanalisis of Micltan might tell more of the analizer than the analysed. We are proud of our stonework that has halted most attacks against the man even if our walls are besieged everywhere. Jotuns roam in the far south with their thick skulls and Agartha besieges our castle by mistake and R'lyeh has launched another sneak attack that was repelled by a local militia in the sout as well. Only Mictlans horrendeus army approaches our rear and capital with nerwing speed. They have massed another army of 500 heads strong into the original landing zone as well and even the Smaug, one hottie for a little bird, has established herself on the ghastly capital of Tien Chi, a nation that had one heck of a misfortune to have had such a murderous idiot as their chief eunuch.

Words from Mictlan stating that ther war is lost if they lose the landing site might be a big overestimation of the losing capacity of the vast Mictlan empire sthat spans thousands of miles across the eastern jungles, plains and mountains. We are not going to fall their trickery and release our wolves against the huge army that Micltan holds in defence to ambush any troops that might dare to venture out from our mountain fortification.

Thick skulled Jotunheim has brought forward another army but we're prepared!

Agartha has not been communicative lately and now their army besieges tower of man. We trust this is a mistake from their part and they only tried to catch the flying gargoyle that pesters us. We are sure that Agartha is a humble nation and is not breaking our non-agression pact as this would humilitate their leader very badly and no word would be spared in making mockery out of an oathbreaker.

Only the Bandar Log has remained truly neutral in the confilict of Man and sneakily attacking Mictlan. This is a sad fact that we already doubt that the Agartha might have broken thier oath, but next month will tell if they release their siege and withdraw.

We trust that the Bandar Log will see trheir opportunity to gain massive wealth from the east as the armies of Mictlan are already on the Tien Chi shores. This would bring Bandar Log into serious position to compete of the true goodhood that should be the goal of all the mighty and true leaders in this world!

Zhukov

And we have to clarify one thing to the Mictlan. Arthur of the Camelot is not an obese mummy but a shiny Knight of the Round Table and the King of the Avalon, nothing less (and little bit to the round side too, but not obese!)