[cleveland]

D3 Lamia Queen with a Skull Staff (boosting her to D4) & 4 Death gems. She's scripted for Darkness & leading an undead hoard.

I’m curious to know what her second shape (snake form, i.e. handless) stats are, so I change her shape...looks good...change her back. I order the attack.


COMBAT!

Lamia Queen: "BARKSKIN!...EAGLE EYES!...ETC!"

Undead Hoard: *Hacked*...*Slashed*...

Me: "D3?!? What the fudge^ happened to the Skull Staff?!? ...oh...Doh!"


^Extensive portions of this monologue have been edited for content.