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Old April 25th, 2008, 07:24 PM
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Default Re: From now on, I will stay in character.

> The attack from Tien Chi? As I recall it, it was niefelheim that decided to
> make any questions of alliances easier on us by declaring war

We do not remember declaring war. We do remember withdrawing from a NAP,
because, in our opinion, you were acting in bad faith by building an
uninterrupted wall of temples on our border, at a time where we were in
a real danger of dominion death, and your dominion was already one province
deep into our lands. And we did not attack when the NAP expired. You did,
a number of turns later, without a declaration of war.

> However you have our promise that the people of whatever province of
> niefelheim we may conquer will be treated with utmost respect. There will
> not be much looting or unnecesary violence of any kind.

Of course not. Do you really think you will have time for looting? You
really believe that you will be able to stand against Fomoria or R'lyeh once
they have beaten us? I hope we are still around to laugh at you by the time
your turn comes.

> Also, we will have cappucino machines in all our temples.

Hot drinks? Is there nothing you'll stop at? That's it. Between liars
and hot drink lovers, and fellow giants that are just better at conquering lands
than we are, is there a wonder we do better against Tien Chi and R'lyeh that
against Fomoria?

Come on, Fomoria, say something to upset us, so that we give you some fight!
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