He is the very model of an Appartus Specialist
I'm not sure what that is so maybe he can tell it now to us
It's sounds as if it's technical and probably pays very well
Of course for all I know it could be loud and it could really smell
I guess of course it all depends on what the apparatus is
He's very vague and doesn't tell exactly what it's purpose is
But that's ok I'm sure he's good at fixing it or cleaning it
Cause otherwise I'm sure they would not label him a specialist
