Okay, you asked for it.
A little background, an Apparatus Specialist is a common fire service term for the Firefighter who operates the fire trucks.
I am the very model of an Apparatus Specialist
I am the very model of an Apparatus Specialist,
I’ve information hydraulic collected in a special list,
I know the types of vehicles, and their application theoretically,
Ladders, pumpers, and rescue trucks all of them categorically;
I’m very well acquainted too with calculations hydraulic.
I know how much pressure it takes to make the hosemen scream and kick,
About friction loss in hose lays I’m teeming with a lot of news…
I’ve charts, equations and formulas that I’m really hot to use.
I’m good at ventilation, in manners not to daring,
I increase survivability, without disturbing layering;
In short, in every matter on the engineer’s daily list,
I am the very model of an Apparatus Specialist.
Texfire
PS- And no it doesn't pay very well. And yes I am very good at cleaning it.
[ 11 April 2002: Message edited by: Texfire ]