Wr8th: I think Data, Picard and Worf singing in ST: Insurrection is an even better one
But, you asked for it. "A Modder's Heart" didn't mesh well, though, so I present instead:
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"A Modder's Mind"
(To the tune of "
A British Tar" from H.M.S. Pinafore, by Gilbert and Sullivan)
A modder's mind is a fearful thing,
They're crazy to a man;
His creativity conjures things that you and me*
Will barely understand.
His hands should fly,
And the code stretch out,
His new components,
Without a doubt,
Should seamlessly
Integrate themselves
With the SE4 that came to us right off the shelves.
[REPEAT]
His tech tree should be well thought out,
Its branches wrought with care;
His new facilities should have cool abilities,
Yet the mod must still be fair.
His new ship sizes
Should not seem queer,
And propulsion systems
He must make clear;
And when he's done with the mod he made,
He must post it on the forum, or it won't get played.
[REPEAT]
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* (Yes, I know it should be "you and I." Just go with it, 'K?)
Eric <-- who ought to be writing more useful things, and, for the record, sings counter-tenor.