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THE DAILY PYTHIAN

Neros head hurts, theurgh saves pythium!
Yesterday afternoon there was a great stress amongst the theurghs in the high council. Nero, our beloved god, suffered from a most disastrous headache. The theurghs fled the palace as Nero threw curses at everyone in his vincity. To avoid the destruction of our capitol one brave theurgh, Flavius Albertus, summoned the old crone of the nearby village to mix a potion to ease neros pain. He then dared to approach the now burning palace and urge Nero to drink the potion. Nero in his maddened state of divine pain mistook Flavius for his late lover and kissed him so violently that his neck broke. Luckily Nero then found and drank the potion and recovered. A statue of Flavius will be raised in the macadamia square in remembrance of his valiant sacrifice.

The war goes too slow
The grand crusade on ermor is proceeding outrageously slow. If Nero is serious about reuniting the empire should he not join the crusade himself? Is it fair to cover up in the desert while our brave brothers of Ulm give their lives to stall the undead hordes? Many young men are waiting to be sent to the front and prove their courage! Time is now to act and stand valiant and fast againts the vile unhappy one!
Terminus Maximus, Arch theurgh of the flame order.