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				sector24 said: 
...But if someone else ascends to godhood you may be given a position as lord of all janitors or the god of biscuits.  
			
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 or perhaps the god of armless security personnel.
"Billy, your on the beat with O'Reily ta'night."
"O'Reily!  Not that guy again."
"Ok look.  I know he ain't got no arms, but he's a good cop with a lot of heart, an' if y'all get in a sticky situation, he can kick his gun over to ya; then maybe run up and bite the guy or something."