Re: Two Birds With One Stone
Reading it all for the second time in too long actually, as it's definitely worth it. Although the last one was disappointing and I'm sure we all agree.
HE FELL FROM HIS HORSE! And we've got good ol' Measter Cressen with a limp and disease as well. He's got a glass eye now, too.
We regretfully inform you that we cannot come inside your fortification at this time, though our raiders, looters, and squads of elite Impolites will be inside shortly - the princess and the flower of your womenfolk belong to Frannabelle now, where she will keep them in her She-Harem of Earthly Delight, or SHED.
Abysia, fresh from victory... take care that you do not annoy us with your forces moving about near our lands. If we have to make an example of you, rest assured that your nation will fall.
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