Gandalf Parker used to greet newcomers with this short piece of text that goes straight to the point. Since he's not around ATM, I took the liberty of continuing the tradition.
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WARNING: this game is NOT suitable for students, interns, apprentices, or anyone else who is expected to pass tests on a regular basis. Do not think about Dominions strategys while operating heavy machinery. Before getting into this game you should take steps to insure that someone checks on you at least every 3 days. Some side affects include but are not limited to dehydration, malnutrition, and in some rare cases exploded bladders. If you find your game Lasting more than 36 hours straight then see your doctor (but do NOT show him the game!).
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