Re: OT - The Lord of the Rings, revisited.
Wr8th: Its Bill the pony, not a horse
Hobbits can't ride horses all that well
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When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side facing down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat. The two will hover, spinning inches above the ground. With a giant buttered cat array, a high-speed monorail could easily link New York with Chicago.
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