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Endoperez said:
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Omnirizon said:
does Gath have the ability to send out hokey mail-evangelical paraphernalia to the other nations? in envelopes that beg the celestial powers to bless those that open them and containing _blessed_ paper prayer mats and crosses, not available in stores, that promise many blessings if they only fill out the enclosed "prayer needs" form and mail it back in?
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No, but they have the availability to send out sacred thugs to conquer the other nations, in the form of capital-only commanders that beg the celestial powers to bless them and wield _blessed_ magic swords and armor, not available in stores, that promise many kills if they only fill for the "sacrificial needs" and send the slaves back to the capital. 
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"Our Gath soldiers are out there fighting for our _freedom_; and, you know, they're facing a hard time. There's a lot of heathens out there, people that hate our God, that hate our freedom. What our soldiers need is your support, and the best way to support them is with your very own virgins. So don't hesitate, send in your sacrificial virgins today. Operators and dungeon masters standing by to handle and enslave your virgins. Don't hesitate! Do it today!"