We certainly won't deny that we've got the mushrooms on the payroll, along with the bok choi, okra, and 3 varieties of thyme.
However, upon review of Li Poo's dossier, we have to conclude that - as expected - he was simply performing a heroic act of civil disobedience against an oppressive bureaucracy. No tanks to stand in front of, so he decided to go on a maniacal killing spree. It happens.
I'll bet Little Grom wishes he'd exercised a bit of civil disobedience of his own and ducked that draft...
