Threads like this remind me of the time when I was defending my home province capital against an invading army with a bunch of thugs, including one particularly nasty one with Invulnerability and crazy defense from magical gear and Heroic Lightning Reflexes. Fortunately one of my Androphag Archers managed to hit him with a poison arrow, and that plus the vulnerability to poison from Invulnerability took him out. I still lost the castle and the province, though.
Even more ridiculous was the time when I sent a Melqart and some Rephaelites to take out an indy province. One of the enemy slingers hit the Melqart for 74 points of damage and killed him! Some craziness on the open-ended random numbers that day, I tell you. Of course the other Rephaelites routed and the province stayed free another day. It was unbelievable!
Okay, neither of those really happened in my games, I stole them from history and legend. Too bad Dominions doesn't have summonable wooden horses.
Seriously, that's one thing I love about Dominions, is relating it to mythology.
-Max