Hey hey! LA Boggy people and EA(I think) Monkey people! say hello to EA Ulm, please don't all rush at once to greet me, and with such nice swords and sticks too.
Yeah, just met my first fellows and I'm hoping they don't kill me, really am, as that would be a shame.
In other news, man I love luck scales, well at least in this game.
Well Xietor, if I'm unlucky you might just get your wish of war reports, mainly of the EA ulmmehyaons being killed by monkeys and the boggy people
Here's hoping they like my fine wine and fur loin cloths...
I mean...who doesn't?