Re: Kingmaker
Niefel News Update:
The peoples of the world can rejoice - the blood-thirsty emperor of Pythium, who sought to invade the peace-loving peoples of the great icy waste, has been all but vanquished.
It has been a hard-fought battle - against overwhelming odds, we have driven the aggressors' armies from within a stone's throw of our own brave fastness, and the Prophet of the True God travels now to Pythium, where the brave and noble Pythians, with whom we have no quarrel, will, in their thanks for delivering them from the vicious imperial regime, and for showing them the Light of the True God, present him with the laurels and facce of their false and pagan emperor. Though he is but a humble servant of the God, the Prophet has been so moved by the long suffering and devout piety of the Pythians, that he cannot refuse the honor.
All hail the Prophet of Knife Bright Insight, Autocratoras of Pythia!
In other news, we demand that Ermor cease death gem enrichment immediately, as the Prophet of Knife Bright Insight is also rightful Caeser of Ermor.
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If you read his speech at Rice, all his arguments for going to the moon work equally well as arguments for blowing up the moon, sending cloned dinosaurs into space, or constructing a towering *****-shaped obelisk on Mars. --Randall Munroe
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