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Old June 16th, 2008, 04:56 AM
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Hear ye, hear ye!

The Church of the Most Glorious and Uncompromising Fire formally rescinds all offer of bounty placed on the rogue state of Jomon!

Earlier this month, Rupert Ignatio Canelious Junior, Prophet of her most glorious and yet understated Pope-ess, Marie, presented the Conclave of Inquisitors with the head of Ryu, false god of the heathen Jomon. 100 pounds of gold has been awarded to the lucky man who was said to have fired the final crossbow bolt. He was found dead the next day, no sign of the gold..... I mean, he returned home to his wife and children, triumphant and wealthy. Obviously, only good things would ever happen to someone who had done the church, and its one true god-dess Marie, such a kindness.

The proud people of Marignon very much trust their benevolent and nurturing Inquisition with their public safety, and civil liberties. The death of the devil-serpent Ryu should only serve to convince the crude peasants of the less civilized world, that they too should seek blessings in Marie's loving arms.
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