Wits are overrated stargazer. Before you look to your encyclopedia for consolation, you may want to ask little brother how effective his books were at stopping the bite of the woodsmen’s axe.
You are lucky your close relation with the creator of the universe placed you out of our immediate reach or surely you would be wetting your shiny gold codpiece. But I am sure some of our brother’s in your neighborhood will take offense at your insinuation that we are somehow less intelligent (not unlike the GEICO caveman). We are simply bigger in all respects.
