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				 Re: Girlfriend Pretenders 
 I have a habit of naming various pretenders after my young daughter.  The idea of the cute little toddler actually being an aspect of a godlike undead creature has a certain appeal.  For example, neither sleeps or cares about their bodily functions.  Unfortunately, if my wife was to realize what I was naming after the child, I may find myself in trouble, so I have the opposite incentive Gandalf does to get the wife playing… |