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Ironhawk said:
Hahahah!
You dirty bastards  I felt that one coming for a couple turns but there wasnt much I could do about it.
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Aw man, we were at our wits end trying to dream up new nonsense to feed you to explain why nobody wanted an alliance. And when you told me in your last message that "No I've never seen this before...normally the weak guys form an alliance against the leader" I almost hit the floor!
Anyway, now for some obligatory propaganda...
Nations of Alexandria!
The crusade against the evil demons of Mictlan has begun!
For too long our virgins have suffered unimaginable horrors at the hands of the Mictlan priests. Their cruelty is such that even sworn enemies - Pan & TC - have joined together to rid the world of the Demonic Menace.
This month, dozens of Mictlan provinces fell as simultaneous strikes hit across the vast Mictlan frontier. And the populous couldn't be happier; in outposts as remote as Resting Heights, chants of "Greetings, Liberators!" could be heard in the streets.
The Bloody Curtain has been thrown back, revealing the Lord of Hell with his pants down. The initiative is ours! Join the crusade! Be all that you can be! Etc!
-This message courtesy of the Pangaean Department of Strictly Factual Information-