Re: Tartarians
Q: How many Tartarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: 5.
One to fight imaginary doom horrors that he sees in his head.
Two to build a temple, though there is already one there.
Three to tear down said temple.
Four to kill everyone in the province that thinks that they don't need a new lightbulb.
Five is the one that actually screws in the lightbulb. He then goes on a terror spree cause the light hurts his eyes, killing 200 villagers.
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