[CyborgMoses]

The commanders of both the Glorious Northern Conquest Brigade and the Invincible Southern Expeditionary Force have issued profuse apologies for the unfortunate incidents of these past two months in which they unintentionally obliterated small portions of the Kailasan Army. The Divine Emperor hastens to assure all that T'ien Ch'i intends only peace to the highly articulate monkey people of Kailasa. Unfortunately, the uncivilized followers of the god Marc have refused our offer of peace and are subjugating the innocent peasants of our northern lands. Helheim, your cruel acts shall not go unavenged!