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Old August 2nd, 2008, 11:42 PM
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Default Re: There\'s a new R\'lyeh general in town!

Greetings,

It seems some of the info that Niarg has left me regarding relations with the neighbors of R'lyeh is not entirely accurate! Imagine my surprise ,as I sat down today to review the latest reports in my nice new office with the view of kelp in bloom, when I hear that the flamboyantly dressed fleshy sacks of water attacked my wonderfully pink, tentacled, and adorable people after first being told by my predecessor that our two nations had 'good' relations!

Seeing now that my intelligence reports on the international relations of R'lyeh may be be a bit too vague, and perhaps entirely misleading, I beseech the other nations of this land, to notify me of any and all previous agreements, alliances, non aggression pacts, etc, or maybe even a nice letter complimenting the people of R'lyeh on their wonderfully soft, slimy, pink tentacles.

Marignon and Agartha, I feel it's safe to say where our relations stand at the moment, although if you want you can send the complimentary letter, maybe it'll make the widows of the slain illithids feel better.

PS. Eriu, it looks like you'll be sharing a border with Marignon in the near future...
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