[JimMorrison]

< Dusts off his boots with a satisfied smile. >

Well then, greetings again, denizens of stasis!

My escape from the doomed fortress of Bandar Log was well planned, and brought me a period of good health, and self reflection! In the meantime, I found this nation of oddly superstitious reptiles. Living among them, I studied their culture, until the day that I could convince them that I was the subject of an ancient prophecy.

Through C'tissian worship, I grow stronger daily. My muscles bulge and my eyes blaze with an ancient fury. I've not much felt myself since ascending to this new position of power. It is as if..... someone were urging me to do things that I would not have seen to be obvious choices, on my own. My heart hardens, and my mind focuses. The great war of the end days is upon us, and I have come to end it.

Why even just today, my waiter brought me the wrong meal, and I strangled him in front of everyone. Soon, all in Stasis will learn to fear me, just as the employees of Chili's fear me. O.O