Mac,
Apologies, but you are definately of the right age to be interred in said establishment. I am just surprised that your children have not tried this already in order to preserve their inheritance
PS I have no hair on my head, gray or otherwise.
PPS I told a fib, I do have one gray hair but it is in my ear (why, when one gets older and hairlines recede, do your ear and nasal hairs suddenly kick into fourth gear and grow like billy-o?)