[Growltigga]

Growltigga put the seat down and pulled the chain, the pleasant ripple of cacading water echoed through the room. "Damn" he thought, "I really must get one of those new heating devices for the seat of the Imperial Throne" - Growltigga folded up his copy of the Alliance Times and strode out to his dressing room. Today was a big day for the Alliance, a great day for the Alliance and Growltigga knew that he should dress for the occassion.

Some races had a World Cup for football or baseball, some races had the National Kabaddi Championships, some porky buggers even had sumo wrestling but Growltigga the Great knew that all these sports paled into insigificance beside the Growltigga Alliance's triennial sporting extravaganza.

"Yes" thought the Great Kat, "this years Slaughter of the Line Dancers is going tobe truly magnificant"