[Ershalim]

The very great and wise Old Man King spoke to his small cultist country of Agartha this day. It was slightly after 2 in the afternoon, as that's when most of the population would be up after the nation-wide kegger they'd thrown in celebration of the defeat of the archer-ridden provinces of the north.

He told them, "the Silent Fish peoples creep ever closer to our borders, and if we aren't vigilant, it'll be like the great tomato famine of aught 4!"

The people of Agartha, unnerved by this, demanded to know what was to be done.

The Old Man King, in all his infinite wisdom, responded that, "a bicycle won't get you through them pearly gates."

It was then the people of Agartha knew fear.