[Baalz]

Bah, the cowards in other nations may despair and bend their knee to the first barbarians who appear at their gates but the Daimyo of Jomon have the mandate to rule the world. Let any who feel we are already defeated come wrest the Crown of Overmight from my head and become our first conquest for I stand upon the body of the false king DakaSha and challenge any to knock me down.

(Ps. I take it nobody objects if I play Jomon rather than switching them AI? Might not last long, but I'll give it a whirl)