*pokes Ich until he gets a clue, and until he starts talking English, or something reasonably similar*
You're a moderator now, Ich-it's your job to translate whatever weirdness us forum-goers are spouting, and conjure us miracle solutions to our indecypherable problems
And I miss DOS, thank you...unlike Windows, if there was a problem in DOS I had a chance to fix it *WITHOUT* relying on Microsoft-and without a million new bugs and a$50+ pricetag for every solution they did come up with.