[HoneyBadger]

Jim, you fail to see that potatoes are nutritious and delicious, full of healthy vitamins, fiber, and powerful anti-oxidants. They've been proven time and again, in a million recipes, as *the* candidate capable of carrying a meal, and our nation, through the hardest of circumstances. They're versatile and handy-a potato makes removing a broken lightbulb a snap-and they're a friend to the working-man: potatoes are the primary ingredient in vodka and fries, popular at any blue-collar sporting event. Potatoes are patriots, featuring in both "freedom fries", and the American Indian invention, potato chips. Unlike Mccain, they were born right here in America-albeit South America.

Potatoes are both earthy and worldly, a boost to both foreign relations and our domestic GNP.
Potatoes are the candidate with the most substance. While McCain may be full of fiber and calorie-rich, he's hardly delicious, and probably tough-requiring an extended cooking time to achieve tenderness and proper succulence, and Obama-delicious and chock full of anti-oxidants though he may be, is clearly too lean and stringy to satisfy all our cravings.