Well, and that was just a toss-away list for the sake of having it.

Obviously, artifacts - more so than other forged items - are unique, and thus should have some unique flavor to them. I think it's perfectly valid to conceive of an item, simply because the purpose for that item exists. That is the logical end of the bargain, then the creativity must be engaged to complete the process.
I mean come on, I put the Sledge-o-matic in the list. For blood. You hit turnips with it, you see.

Obviously something more thematic and less humorous would actually be implemented.
