I'm just glad someone came to the game

Or that anyone bothered to set up bleachers, really. I don't think I'm being modest when I say Ulm has never been very important other than miraculously surviving war with at least two major powers (four if you count Mictlan in the early game and that little spat with Helheim, five if you count EA C'tis). And that's really because I'm the underdog who seems to be protected by the top dogs everywhere he goes

Although I think the top dogs might be eyeing me a little hungrily.
Edit: I just realized EA C'tis has at least one bane Lord next to me. I fear for my survival
