[lwarmonger]

And my vampires only eat however many of their mindless serfs they need to survive. It is a biological disorder, and while we aren't proud of it, and our god doesn't endorse their human eating habit, it is a necessary biological process.

Besides, we aren't casting aspersions, merely observing. Be assured, your barbarian hordes are beneath my good aristocratic countess' notice (at least up until they start tearing her castle down around her ears).