Back in the elder times I was the Pancreator's Jester, well lets just say he didn't like a joke I made. I thought it was the finest practical joke ever devised. He stripped me of my position and made me clean that factory. My job was to remove all dark matter from the factory. During the course of time, I absorbed a large amount of dark matter causing me to absorb heat. This is why I'm now allergic to fires, anyway they bound me in a ornate freezer and threw it into a dark and quiet lake. I was so bored for so long till I found Vault 77. Well after that there was no turning back, I helped the Puppet Man because it amused me so much. No longer bored I gained strength and freed myself. Then I opened the Void Gate and peered within, giggle, and found a civilization of Illitheds. More on this later...
Turns are now 48 hour QH.
We are pleased to announce a new gate in Melbourne Australia. Its located in the basement of Xavier College. For more info go here:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7681876.stm
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Head Chef is graduate of our fine schools.