SCANTILY CLAD WARRIORS!!! Didn't you know, that in the Holy Book of Teh Bird it is written:
All ye crytures shalst weahr hyghneceth et goesth to ye pedii clothes so none canesth see theyre scin but ye handen et facii so ye god shalst be verye happilie et no wicke spiritii shalst haven its joyen to sicnesse ye souhl???
I send an inquisitor to Machakan lands to oversee that the rules of the Holy Book of Teh Bird are followed!
