Our scientists have discovered a alarming byproduct found in Macflavous burgers. It seem as though the secret sauce contains bioflavonoids that impact the memory of the consumer. See :
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7685541.stm
After removing said compounds the secret is found, Macflavous produces such awful food that it causes memory loss. The secret ingredients actually block the formation of the chemicals that cause us to remember how truly awful the food was.
I E T A has now issued a statment of how toxic these products are. It apears that the toxins bind in the consumers brain cause a secondary effect of poor flavor as well.
