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Originally Posted by Tifone
PS: Mind that, in order to remain useful for the blood rituals, the virgins MUST REMAIN virgins!!  |
Mr. Tentacles is disappointed at this development since, for as long as Mr. Tentacles can remember, Blood rituals have always seemed to have flopped in Mr. Tentacles's kingdom and Mr. Tentacles really has no other use for voluptuous young virgins. Business before pleasure though. Once Mr. Tentacles's and Mr. Tentacles allies inevitably conquer the surface world, Mr. Tentacles can have all the voluptuous young virgins Mr. Tentacles could want. Mr. Tentacles has waited over 2000 years for this chance, Mr. Tentacles can wait until the end finally comes.
Mr. Tentacles suggests that you send the virgins to Ermor, so that Mr. Tentacles might savor the taste of plundered McFlavious burgers made with spicy, Abysian meat.
Mr. Tentacles will see what he can do about Abysia's fashion issues.
(Mr. Tentacles suddenly visualizes a conversation between a Warlock and his apprentice:
"Apprentice, take a look at this. Do you think these boots make my bum look big?"
"Of
course not, Master! You look
~fabulous~!")